Or tried to tell you all the different kinds of Pokemon?
Have you rhymed a little quatrain--have you even turned a couplet
With a baby at your elbow saying Mom, can you just stop it?
There's something about writing that makes children need to snuggle;
Their plumpness is a pleasure, but it makes the task a struggle.
I will write poems one day, I say, to the wiggler on my lap,
But today I'll scrawl some doggerel, and then I'll take a nap.